Sunday, February 26, 2006

Toilet Attendants - Taking The Piss?

OK, so I'm at this rather "trendy" bar in Clapham (called Revolution) last night for a friend's birthday drinks. Fairly cool interior and decor and good mix of people, well, except for some really sluttily dressed girls....is that a skirt or just a wide belt?

Two things I didn't like - since I was the first person in our group to arrive, I got myself a drink - a Magner Cider. FOUR bloody pounds they charged for that! I really fail to understand why bottled drinks are so much more expensive than a pint. Especially since a bottle of Magners contains a full pint. It was well overpriced I have to say. I had three.

The other thing - the loos had fucking bloody toilet attendants. Oh, sorry, I should probably call them 'Relief Station Engineers', or 'Personal Facility Managers'. I quite like 'Trogs in the Bogs' myself!

Maybe these people can't get a job anywhere else, so that's a shame, but I can't think of anything worse than having to hang around in a bar toilet listening to guys doing wee-wees and poo-poos (I've avoided the vulgar words to those of you with a more sensitive disposition). Its probably not too bad at the beginning of the evening, but as people get more drunk, it must be a nightmare. So I don't have anything against these guys trying to make a living.

However, I find the whole concept of toilet attendants in bars and pubs irritating. It just seems so incredibly pretentious and, for me anyway, appears as if the establishment has ideas above their station. Sorry, dears, but you're not exactly the Savoy or Waldorf, now are you? Its not as if these people keep the loos in pristine condition either.

I've been to posh hotels and clubs and will agree that in those sorts of places, it is a nice touch. There's usually have a smartly suited older gentlemen taking care of the facilities and there's a bit of class about it. You get a 'good evening sir', a brush of your jacket, and its all very pleasant.

But in a bar full of pissed up people, I really resent being made to feel I have to tip someone who performs the complicated tasks of dispensing soap, turning on a tap and handing me a paper towel. I'm quite capable of doing all that myself, thank you very much. You charge me to get in the bar, you serve high priced drinks, and now you expect me to pay to use the loo!

One of these days I'm going to ask them "how much to wipe my ass?"

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Bring Out the Six Year Old Inside You

OK, I know this is REALLY childish, but I don't care. Whilst looking at the boards on OUT (which I spend WAY too much time on),someone posted this link:

http://www.misternicehands.com/

Its work safe, but it might be somewhat embarassing if you have the volume up too loud, or it could be really funny, esp. if you're in an open plan office.

I think I clicked my mouse about a million times - I think I broke a nail (you can always press on a new one... Ed.)...in fact, Scooter is currently having fun with the site as I type at the other end of the living room. I sure hope its coming from his laptop speakers and NOT from him....I mean, its hard to tell sometimes.

Click it and you'll know what I'm on about. I've been laughing so hard, I think a little pee came out.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

New Look for Moi

I've not been at this seriously (blogging that is!) for more than two weeks and I've already decided to change the look. Well, the Baftas have just gone (yay for Jake!), and the Oscars are not long from now, so I have to look my best. I can't be seen to swish along 'la tapis rouge' in any old common garb now, can I? Besides, I don't give a damn, care about what YOU think of me!

I do hope you like it...

Monday, February 20, 2006

Testing and Cino Pepsi

I'm not a big Pepsi fan, I've always been a Coke man (well, Diet Coke these days), but having read about this new "Cino" (chee-no) flavour of Pepsi Max, I thought I'd give it a try...and you know what? Its not bad actually, although I don't think it tastes much like cappucino however. It tastes more like Vanilla Coke actually.

I bet it would be good with alot of a bit of white rum in it.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Saturday Slobbing

I have done NOTHING today...I was up at 7:30am feeling a bit rough from the night before. Scooter and I went to the Duke of Wellington and met up with a bunch of our mates - I've never been with so many people I know at once. Let's see....Scooter, Andrew, Sally, Jason, Paul B, David, Matthew, BHP, Justin, BBJ, Mike, Blake, Ed, Adam, Pip, Dan, Paul T (that's 3 Pauls!) It was a great night.

But it took its toll today...just felt 'off'....a bit tired and I've not left the house, I haven't got dressed and I'd really rather not leave, but we have my best mate's birthday party to attend tonight...I won't miss that. No doubt I'll perk up once the fresh air hits me...either that or I'll want to turn around and crawl under the duvet. On the plus side, we've been watching some ofthe Olympics. Saw Great Britain* beat the Swiss in curling today.

So I've been in front of this stupid computer all bloody day, chatting away, looking at crap on the internet and finishing off the 100 Things About Me. That took a LONG time. Go on, have a read. You KNOW you want to.

Oh, and whilst searching out links on Wiki for my 100 things, I learned about the Falkirk Wheel. I had no idea such a thing existed. Its really quite something and I'd love to see it one day.

*I've had to change this as my Scottish mate Andrew threatened to leave a rude comment because I'd previously put England.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Ho Hum Hungary

*yawn* I'm on an Excel course all day at work - its quite boring, well, for me anyway as I already know everything they are teaching (I'm SO modest), but its good review I suppose, esp. as I'm going to have to start teaching the course sometime later this year. At least I made sure I'm sitting at the back of the class. Not only can I do other things, I can see who's goofing off and who isn't! *mwah hahahaha*

Had a lovely dinner last night at the Gay Hussar in Soho with Scooter, and our friends, Jason, Ed and Blake. If you like Hungarian Food, its a great place to go! We left around 10pm, despite Jason's pleas to continue on....so glad we went home. Jason was very hungover today! haha!

Mind you, I'm up for a boozy night after work, starting off at our office bar.....but at least it is Saturday tomorrow!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Oh dear....it HAS been a while since I posted something on here hasn't it? I forgot all about this blog until I discovered a couple of friends who have blogs on this very site....something deep inside my tiny little mind said 'hey, you....you've got one of these things on here y'know'. So I thought I'd enter my username and password to see if it was still active.

And it IS! I hope people haven't been waiting this long for new postings....if you have, you need a life, no really, you do.

Must do better...watch this space.