Oh my god. It is sooo frickin' hot in London right now and has been for the past few days. Oh, and its going to get worse. 33C today and 35C tomorrow. Makes tube travel such fun. NOT!
To make things worse, I keep seeing guys like this around the squares and walking the street.
Ok, maybe they are NOT quite as gigantic but where have they been all winter? Mind you, if he was that tall in real life, I wonder how big his...um, well, perhaps best not finish that sentence!
At least I can wear shorts in my non-aircontioned office. Got it in writing from my boss (using the "reverse discrimination angle") I've had a few comments from staff but I don't care. One from a very stupid woman yesterday who said "oh gee, how come you get to wear shorts", sounding most put out that I could. I said "look you stupid cow (well, actually I said her real name, but stupid cow is more apt), have you looked at what you're wearing today? You're in a short skirt and a sleeveless blouse. If you can get away with that, then surely I can get away with a pair of decent length shorts".
She was speechless....which was nice since she has the sort of voice that makes fingernails dragged down a chalkboard sound like chorus of angels.
I'm pouring myself a HUGE drink when I get home.
1 comment:
I have permission to wear shorts full stop actually, Miss Thing!
Besides, I have fabulous legs unlike your skanky sticks which are always in the air.
As for manual labour, I'm surprised you're even aware of the concept.
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